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Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 370 Points

=KRUDSHOT CAFE=

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/185 points)

Booted up this shit!! 5 Points

Play the game

Red as my blood 5 Points

Play as Redcon

**splat sound effect** 5 Points

Play as Pigeon

Cozy place 10 Points

Finish a level and enter the item room

What's new mate!! 5 Points

Talk to Shackler

FUCK 5 Points

Die

Wack Attack 50 Points

Defeat the first boss

Kitchen Explosion 100 Points

Defeat Chef Allison B.

Ben Stiller's 3D Tour of Hell

Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/190 points)

Limbo 10 Points

Enter The First Level of Hell

Lust 10 Points

Enter The Second Level of Hell

Gluttony 10 Points

Enter The Third Level of Hell

Greed 10 Points

Enter The Fourth Level of Hell

Wrath 10 Points

Enter The Fifth Level of Hell

Heresy 10 Points

Enter The Sixth Level of Hell

Violence 10 Points

Enter The Seventh Level of Hell

Fraud 10 Points

Enter The Eigth Level of Hell

Treachery 10 Points

Enter The Ninth Level of Hell

*Smooch Sound Effect* 100 Points

Find and kiss the secret poster

Castle Crashing the Beard HD

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)

Whiskered Away 50 Points

Get the max attack combo chain

Amaranth 10 Points

Level up to the max level

Close Shave 10 Points

Beat the game

Sorbet 10 Points

Defeat Tom's Backup Plan

Hairless 25 Points

Beat the game without a helper

Razor's Edge 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

Shear Dedication 50 Points

Get 12 red coins in one game

The Fast and the Furriest 50 Points

Beat the game in under 5 minutes

Hairbrained 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

Coca & Their Shotgun

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)

It's Coca Time 5 Points

Play The Game and Quit

Cyber Murder 100 Points

Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!

Coca VS Peter the Ant

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)

Free Medal 5 Points

A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!

Game Sucks.. I'm Gonna Jerk Off 5 Points

Die

Feeling Convenient 25 Points

Survive the cult follower attacks

Whatever Must Be Done For Our Savior 100 Points

Kill the cult leader

GET REKT PETER! 10 Points

Kill Peter the Ant

Op Op Op Op.. OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! 100 Points

Finish the Game!!

Pro Shotgun User DX 100 Points

Win the game without getting hit once

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Kill Lola Bunny

Medals Earned: 12/20 (85/375 points)

'cause I'm TNT 5 Points

Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.

Ballgame 5 Points

You've got a pretty good basketball shot!

Cuntpunter 5 Points

That's a pretty good kick!

Flatliner 5 Points

Splat! She's flat for real now.

Hot Limit 5 Points

You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.

IPPON! 5 Points

Like a Samurai Warrior!

Psycho 5 Points

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!

Quickfix 5 Points

That there crowbar's fixed her up good!

Shotgun man-iac 5 Points

Give the Shotgun a go!

War Criminal 5 Points

You have crossed the moral event horizon.

Donkeh! 25 Points

The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Nice View 5 Points

Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.

Full Set 10 Points

You have mastered all the tools of your trade.

Maniac 25 Points

Kill her 50 times.

Old School Operator 25 Points

Do it like Shotgun Man

Insane 50 Points

Insane! That's over a 100 kills!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Madness Roulette

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)

Welcome to Madness Roulette! 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

Beat a Bot 5 Points

Won a game of single player

Stylin' 5 Points

Customized your character

Beat a NGer 5 Points

Won a match against someone in online

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Season One Complete! 10 Points

Reached level 50

Relevant 10 Points

Played on Madness Day (9/22)

Miss Fortune

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)

Participation Award 5 Points

Load the game

Super Woman Defeater Super Sayian 50 Points

defeat the woman 1000 times

Novice woman defeater 5 Points

defeat the woman 10 times

Magic...Ball? 5 Points

defeat the woman with covfefe

Expert woman defeater 10 Points

defeat the woman 100 times

Power of technology 5 Points

play computer with the woman

Wind God 5 Points

Cool the woman down a bit with the fan

ToppleNG 5 Points

Watch all animations

Pommisc 5 Points

press play on the main menu

Wallop 5 Points

Punch the woman in the head

stab 5 Points

stab woman

BANG! 5 Points

shoot woman, you fucking freak

Organised 5 Points

put away important documents with the woman

Occupied

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)

Well that happened 5 Points

Beat the game

FOR GLORY!!! 10 Points

Find all places to take a shit

One Fly Guy 10 Points

Find all ways to freshen up

TBD 10 Points

Find all ways to puke

Not my first rodeo 25 Points

Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)

Click ALL the things! 50 Points

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